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Just arrived, left Kerrville at 3:30 this morning and had an easy drive up 281. Interviews in about 30.
Email: AubreyBloom at gmail Follow On Twitter: Twitter.com/AubreyBloom247
Ill be sure to interview Corey Nelson to get the latest for Hamm.
Dang Aubrey that's champ status leaving that early. Pound any monsters on the way there? Can you get me an autograph of Courtney Roland?
...who the heck seriously knows except God, and Sumlin. ~ Aggiemom6
Took down a coffee in Lampasas and a red bull in Hico and working on a caramel machiatto right now.
Make sure to address him as "Mr. A&M"
Follow me on twitter @taylorhamm247
That's a lot of calories Aubs. Take the stairs and not the elevator.
Word on the street is we might be getting Mike Evans today.
I didn't realize how much work goes into a fake grass field.
If an unmanned golf cart gets loose on the field, be sure to run the other way.
Maybe posting's just not your game. I know, let's have a spelling contest.
The 2010 commit? Wow, the kid is going to be good. Basketball player from my understanding. Can you commit twice to a team in two different years?
That's an interesting and strange combination of caffiene. I would think 2 5 hours would be more efficient.
Son of a b**ch.You might as well have just taken a Viagra and called it a day.
He's wearing umbros. He wouldn't dare do that.
Dammit Bloom! If you came thru Hico, you must have driven right past my House on 67 entering Glen Rose, I can't believe you didn't stop and shoot the bull, we could have shared a biscuit and a little gravy.
With all that coffee and caffeine he probably shat himself halfway to D-Town. Embarrassment
Haha...hence the umbro shorts that he found in his back floor board
Good point, glad he kept on trucking!
This is kind of a circus here so ill have full stuff later, but asking the older players who stood out in practice they all mentioned Brandon Alexander as a guy that's come on.
Yeah bloom .... 507 invited you over for a soggy biscuit. You should have stopped by especially after taking that Viagra.
....sometimes times its just too easy
Lmao...post more ShermansArmy
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It's all making sense now. Lots of if's and but's in Aubrey's trip.
3:30 - Passes The Johnny Football Heisman sign, makes u-turn, stops at sign, and says prayer
3:35 - Turns on radio and jams out to Beiber's "Call me maybe" hoping to talk to Roland
4:00 - Text's Hamm telling him that mileage reimbursement is going to have to be $.90/mile.
4:41 - Text's Hamm again letting him know that he misses him and to hurry to Dallas
5:00 - Finds Snickers bar in between console and seat accidentally while trying to find his
5:00:05 - Snickers downed
5:15 - Licks his lips and finds a chocolate crum at the corner of mouth.
5:30 - Get's coffee at 7-11 and a nude magazine
5:45 - Little rumble in the tummy, touching cotton, turtles playing peak-a-boo
6:00 - Can't find a gas station, begins to sweat
6:15 - Receives text from Hamm saying to F-Off
6:16 - Burps and bongs rest of coffee
6:22 - Thinking about where the heck is the nearest gas station
6:25 - Looks for gas station in GPS, Hico...2 miles
6:30 - Goes into gas station forgets to turd and hits up the redbull fridge
6:32 - Stretches, and takes a lap around the gas station
6:45 - Remembers he forgot to go boom boom, opens redbull
6:47 - Thinks its a redbull vodka and takes it down, crushes the can on his head, and
tosses in the back seat while saying, "What's up now Hamm?"
7:01 - Ewwwww, that doesn't feel right....
7:03 - Is jacked up on caffeine, pulls over on the side of the road and does a Chinese
firedrill by himself.
7:03:10 - Takes break half way because he's winded
7:10 - Finishes drill and starts driving
7:20 - Oh, SHIT....literally...SHIT
7:22 - Still turding and driving..."Shit, why is Hamm calling me now?" Hit's decline
7:30 - Slithers out of his hot mess, baby wipes galore and peels off seat cover
7:55 - Looks in back seat and finds his pair of high school checked-blue umbros, and is
stoked because Johnny might notice
To Be Continued...
That's one hell of a day in less than 4 hours.
good stuff dmo
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