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Ags Young & Old,
The time is here and the time is now. Saturday marks the first of many road games that most of us thought would never happen. It's a damn good time to be an Ag fellas.
Many will start heading out tomorrow with the final destination of Oxford (not Austin, not Baylor, and not Lincoln). It may be a little chilly and wet, don't you worry because we wear boots and jeans! Flask fit really nice in between your long dong and Lucchese's. We wear nothing but the best. If you don't have a flask then get one, if you spent all your money from the night before then find Dean (he's got a flask big enough for a couple...not shitting you).
Old Ags party in class. They have their beautiful bride next to them at all times. Head up chest out fellas. Rebels everywhere will be in awe of all the hot little Aggie princesses. Aggettes don't like half cocked Rebels. Aggie men don't limp for a reason (everything is bigger in Texas). Laugh, enjoy, have class, and show Ole Miss what Aggies are about.
Young Ags party in style. You learn from the older Ags, but still have a little fight in you. Stay together and and be smart. Status, Pepper, Sherm, and Bay please listen up. Open doors, be gentlemen, and say Howdy. Charm the ladies because your seed needs to be spread. It's not a hard fight at all. They wear bowties and gay shit for crying out loud. The lady Rebels are crying for the Aggie dong. Spread the wealth and mark your territory.
We never said the SEC would be easy. We are doing well and playing damn good football right now. All eyes are on Johnny TV and the offense that he leads. Demonstra is going to have a field day. Harris runs another punt back. TWill will awe the crowd with an electrifying run. It's ok to be confident.
Ags win 42-17
P.S. Take a shot for me
This post was edited by dmo2310 21 months ago
...who the heck seriously knows except God, and Sumlin. ~ Aggiemom6
Awesome post dmo.
What's your shot of choice?
Patron, no salt, no lime
I will do my best to heed your sage advice. I will have a tequila shot for you and will post the picture
I am a true southern gentleman
Sailor Jerry, great post buddy
One of my first days on this board, there was a similar post.
The title of the thread was "Fellow Ags..."
And the body simply read "our sons will crush SEC pussy"
It brought a tear to my eye. 1. because it's beautiful and true. 2. because I just graduated and missed my chance.
You are either going to be a leader or not. to be a leader, you throw your shoulders back, tits to the sky, head up, cock out.
Uhh not too late
Yes, I have graduated, and I certainly won't be holding back.
Bars close at 1 FYI, move at a quicker pace
Lol, my Aggie fiance may not appreciate that.
See u there and cecilpost.
Patron silver, chilled! Straight panty dropper
Damn it Thirll! You are a damn good Ag young and old! Aggies from far and near need to meet your ass! Those that know you are blessed! Those that don't...I send your way. It's truly the Aggie way fellas.
Matt - The truth is now here brethren! Lil Matt will walk in your shoes and pounding will not be an option. More like smashing. It will be a glorious day when he is 21 years if age. Frisbee naner puddings will be tossed at all road games because he is simply an Aggie.
Cvond - Silver, straight, not chilled, no lime, no salt. You take it like a man and order a Stone right afterwards.
I will have dreams the next two nights about AggieGrad98 chewing on a cigar, Sin Miedo smoking a hand rolled cig, while daddy & thrill hand out benjis to the young Ags for shots and beers. They sit off in the back while everyone plays. Its not a middle school dance, but yet a time of pure celebration. It's a beautiful painting of the Ags First Super! You hear me and hear me well! Bowties are only worn by one of our founding fathers name Loftin! Let them try to pimp the bowtie. They look like floating turds in our turd bowl. Bunch of wanna be's striving for a Texas Tech degree.
We are the Aggies...the Aggies are we. Enjoy and protect brothers. The Rebels want to disrupt, but our blood is too damn thick. Be careful and be safe. The old Ags will come through and take care. Damn y'all have fun! I wanna hear stories before and after the game! Make memories and new friends!
Those that can't make the game will hold the fort down. LSU is coming. There is a lot in store for the swamp rats! Sleep tight and dream the good dream!
Gig'em and One Love...Dueces
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