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So I feel like sharing a story. I worked Von's Gatorade shoot last summer. It was a legit photo shoot complete with foreigners smoking long cigarettes and making us wait till the sunlight was juuuust right. One guy's job was to rush in with a squirt bottle of water and spray Von down every time the director screamed "spritz, spritz." Anyways I thought I'd share Von's plans for the future (as of last summer). He was talking about t Boone Pickens and said that he wants to be that guy for A&M. The photo people were asking him what he wants to do after the nfl and he actually wants to raise chickens (poultry science major). He said he's gunna have his chicken farms on the equator so that his chickens get more sun than any in the world. After he said that, he took a loooong drink of Gatorade (with the camera on him) and said, "Gatorade isn't just for athletes, it's for my chickens too!" He said he's gunna feed it to them because, combined with the sunlight from the equator, it'll make them the best in the world
Edit for typo stupid iPhone
This post was edited by shermanager11 2 years ago
That's pretty funny.
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That is awesome
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But its Brawndo the thirst mutilator!! It's got electrolytes what chickens crave!!
This post was edited by LonestarAg 10 2 years ago
Dammit shermanager, I am tired of waking up to ur spewed crap every day, ur cluttering the board and preventing me from finding the late breaking news about how golden slept last night or how many girls kohl has sneaking out in the morning
edit for sarcasm font people, great story, and I raised chickens for show, gave them powdered electrolytes, basically Gatorade
This post was edited by johnnyag07 2 years ago
Your logic is boggling my mind
I hope Von can be our TBoone. Or at least a very generous donor.
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Up vote for a Von story!
just our luck. Our T Boone wants to be a chicken farmer. There aint no money in chickens dadgummit. Chickens live in big barns without windows so what good is all that sunlight on the equator gonna do to a chicken that's inside a barn?
Had a friend who took a Poultry Science class his freshman year. Apparently there are so few of them that coming out of school they make 60-70K because there is hardly anyone around who still majors in it.
"Chickens are recession proof" - Von Miller
We pulled T Boone's basketball scholarship which is why he transferred to Oklahoma State. Talk about 20/20 hindsight
I heard the stats used to be skewed because it included acie law's nba salary
could very well be true. I just figured it made sense being that they only graduate about 10 poultry science kids a semester/year.
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Thought it was baseball?
It was basketball. The irony of that story is he was cut by Okie lite after the next season. At that time they were known as Oklahoma A&M.
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