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Ken is a tool from what I hear
So u guys went to Hooters, ate pickles, and took pics of busted chicks.
Now get to the good part.... ?
This may not be in order but:
I had no pickles.
DMO ordered $8 dollar ranch sauce.
Our first waitress wanted to get away from us so bad she said she was leaving and her shift was up.
She then worked the tables two spots away the rest of the night.
Second waitress responded favorably when addressed as "fornicator".
DMO started a campaign for mayor.
Not stopping for flashing lights in the crosswalk is a $15 fine in Denver.
Morton's steak house is a rip off and does not offer Groupons.
They make garbage trucks in Seguin.
DMO did not have any rubbers in the truck but he gave me a sixer instead.
Somewhere in there I was sent this.
This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by dmo2310 16 months ago
...who the heck seriously knows except God, and Sumlin. ~ Aggiemom6
Somewhere in there we talked about Tailgating spots and stories. Remembered a time when Earl got really upset because there was a tailgating spot with a similar name to his and his friends. Come to find out the spot with a similar name started years before the more recent one.
Like a bitch fit cry. "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to..."
I think that was a semi-good part. Wait a minute, no it wasn't
Love the "hey guys, this is a True fn story!!"
As if someone would have the audacity to claim the great tale of dmo's amaZzzzzing trip to Hooters was a lie.
Merry Christmas earlruBBer
Feelings are hurt because I just can't please Earl. This guy is just too cool for me. GUN to my head...Xmas will never be the same. My life sucks this much more...
A simple story in which I thought it was decent to post a picture of ET's badass rig.
Can you share an awesome ammmmmaazzzzing Vegas story please. Or spit game at AggieSkirt about how cool you can talk on the internet.
Please Earl accept my friendship. Will you add me on myspace please..........It's all I ask.
Please make my day better...
To everyone else: ET, Phil, and ET's brother are damn fine Ag's. Nice catching up fellas.
well this thread was a disappointment.
sounds like someone woke up with a dick in his ass instead of kickin it with some hooter chicks. T&P for your ripped asshole.
You get ur feathers ruffled easily, dmo. Very girly.
Take a break from the web and get a grip on life. That's my New Years resolution for you.
interesting crew you got assemebled there.
This post was edited by lmart05 16 months ago
Awwwww, she speaks again. Earl how can one match up to your greatness of awesomeness? I wake up every morning trying to satisfy such a great lad like you, but can't seem to win. My feathers will forever be ruffled knowing that I'm still on your shit list. ;(. Apart of me wants to send you a fruitcake for Xmas. Another part of me wants to meet you the Cotton Bowl. I'm scared and afraid of rejection. I'm hurt. It's so cold where I'm at because of you. One day I hope to be the poster that Earl is. Young baby Jesus can you make that happen? I ask for forgiveness, strength, and unruffled feathers. If I could only come up with cool names like Gig-Buckles! LOOOOolZiEs! FML
Off to get a grip on life...
Does anyone have any care they can share with me?
Dont go to far DMO....AggieSkirt is probably to much of a woman for him to handle...We all grow up thinking if we could just be the great earl the world would be such a great place...
You should look in the mirror.
SEC SEC SEC!!!
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