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I have been teaching her to play football and soccer for the past year.
Tonight she runs in my room and says I need to use your restroom. I walk around the bed to check on her in the bathroom cause she had been in there awhile. As soon as I turn the corner on the bed she is running out and says "STIFFARM" at the same time she raised arm out, locked her elbow and caught me square in the nuts. One of the worst shots I have taken my whole life. Needless to say I'm laying in bed recovering...
This post was edited by GettinSum 19 months ago
Your 3 year old, apparently got my Football guide for winners, for Christmas.
She usually only plays when we have the football and her Lil Manziel jersey on but tonight I guess she thought she would break me off on the moves she been working on
Haha, that's awesome.
...who the heck seriously knows except God, and Sumlin. ~ Aggiemom6
This is one of the moments you will bring up during the rehearsal dinner...
Proud moment I'm sure. Good bull.
That's freakin' hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing GS! I have an 11 yr old and there's never been a dull moment.
Wait, how can she stiffarm your junk when you tuck it in?
Drop the soccer.
SEC SEC SEC!!!
Wrong board homie....here is the link.....
www.hookem.com or www.welikeitinanyhole.com
No way bro...you let kids be kids and do what they enjoy. Soccer is one of the most athletic sports you will find out there (speed, agility, and foot eye coordination)
Awesome story, my wife and I laughed for a long time!!
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