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Dear Lurking Cocks,

  • As a Longhorn....I love this thread!

    cocks and Aggies...a perfect match!

    Mars512

  • Mars512 said...

    As a Longhorn....I love this thread!

    cocks and Aggies...a perfect match!

    dont you have a dick to suck?

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    Dr Pepper

  • Mars512- Do you feel left out? No one cares about you or that league you play in. Adios.

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    mmmvegas

  • Mars512 said...

    As a Longhorn....I love this thread!

    cocks and Aggies...a perfect match!

    You ever thought about doing stand up?

    CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    rpike ●

  • Mars512 said...

    As a Longhorn....I love this thread!

    cocks and Aggies...a perfect match!

    gig'em

    This post was edited by TAMUwake on 6/30/2012 at 9:05 AM

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    Dr Pepper

  • Hahaha longhorn trailer is hilarious !!

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    Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.  It is already tomorrow in Australia. - charles m Schulz

    Ahcoo ●

  • don't you have a farm animal to get busy with? Between you, farm animals and male cheerleaders, I'm sure you get plenty of practice.

    Mars512

  • mmmvegas said...

    Mars512- Do you feel left out? No one cares about you or that league you play in. Adios.

    not really...I find AMs search for relevance entertaining.

    A thread about shit talking a game into a rivalry, and aggies still manage to get a Texas reference in by two different posters.

    Why don't keep your mouth shut, play the game with SC and let a potential rivalry form on the field... You were irrelevant in the B12, you only one B12 title which was over a decade ago. On the other hand, SC is top 10 ranked and has a defense and very potent running game.

    But, aggies does as aggie does. Talk endless amounts of trash, no substance and nothing to back it up. The SEC gonna love y'all.

    This post was edited by Mars512 on 6/30/2012 at 1:47 AM

    Mars512

  • Haha....i try.

    Knowing Aggies affinity for everything cock like, it seem like a perfect match. cool

    This post was edited by Mars512 on 6/30/2012 at 1:52 AM

    Mars512

  • Jokes aside....I'm looking forward to watching the game. SC's stout defense and strong running against aggies spread offense and depleted defense. Could be a high scoring game for one of the teams.

    Without a decent QB on your team. I think its going to be hard for ATM to score.

    Mars512

  • Mars512 said...

    Haha....i try.

    Knowing Aggies affinity for everything cock like, it seem like a perfect match. cool

    Why are you even over here asswipe

    Oh yes, because of your obsession with us

    Forgot

    Carry on bitchboy

    This post was edited by TAMUwake on 6/30/2012 at 9:02 AM

    SEC Ag

  • SEC Ag said...

    Why are you even over here fuckstick

    Oh yes, because of your obsession with us

    Forgot

    Carry on bitchboy

    awww...dont get your feelings hurts, its ok to be the bottom boi.

    Mars512

  • GigEmJay85 said...

    Hi, my name is Jay Arnold, and I look forward to making each and every one of your quarterbacks wish that they had never taken the field against the fighting Texas Aggies. Now please, go back to your board and always remember that your state is forever inferior to your northern counterpart.

    Uh-oh - the cocks have pissed off someone who actually will do much more than talk a good game...

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    Agheart ●

  • Mars512 said...

    Jokes aside....I'm looking forward to watching the game. SC's stout defense and strong running against aggies spread offense and depleted defense. Could be a high scoring game for one of the teams.

    Without a decent QB on your team. I think its going to be hard for ATM to score.

    I thought you said jokes aside? Bovine talking QB smack...that's entertainment.

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    Agheart ●

  • Earl is exactly what this board needs.

    Also, Good Bull, Aggie Jay Arnold.

    El Burro

  • Mars512 said...

    A thread about shit talking a game into a rivalry, and aggies still manage to get a Texas reference in by two different posters.

    Why don't keep your mouth shut, play the game with SC and let a potential rivalry form on the field... You were irrelevant in the B12, you only one B12 title which was over a decade ago. On the other hand, SC is top 10 ranked and has a defense and very potent running game.

    But, aggies does as aggie does. Talk endless amounts of trash, no substance and nothing to back it up. The SEC gonna love y'all.

    Isn't the longest thread on book'em about us? And yet because we have a few people bring up the gays inn asstin you call it out? Go blow your tranny boyfriend queer.

    This post was edited by TAMUwake on 6/30/2012 at 9:19 AM

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    Dr Pepper

  • El Burro said...

    Earl is exactly what this board needs.

    Also, Good Bull, Aggie Jay Arnold.

    Yup, along with some others including yourself Zach.

    ...who the heck seriously knows except God, and Sumlin. ~ Aggiemom6

    dmo2310

  • Mars512 said...

    not really...I find AMs search for relevance entertaining.

    A thread about shit talking a game into a rivalry, and aggies still manage to get a Texas reference in by two different posters.

    Why don't keep your mouth shut, play the game with SC and let a potential rivalry form on the field... You were irrelevant in the B12, you only one B12 title which was over a decade ago. On the other hand, SC is top 10 ranked and has a defense and very potent running game.

    But, aggies does as aggie does. Talk endless amounts of trash, no substance and nothing to back it up. The SEC gonna love y'all.

    Yikes. You really don't understand how we SEC Schools get divisional rivals, now do you? That's ok.

    Now if you'd like to talk texas' existing rivalries, I stand ready to discuss Baylor at length.
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    Anyhoo, back to the OP, if there are any gamecocks on this board still lurking, I still haven't received much of an answer.

    earlruBBer05

  • earlruBBer05 said...

    Is this you?? plaid sheets? bra on the wall? compression shirt and belt buckle?

    If so, stop talking. In fact, never talk again.

    Ooof.

    El Burro

  • StormBlitz said...

    I feel sorry for their women when we come to town

    I don't think the beautiful women of SC are too worried about a bunch of pillow biters coming to town trying to steal their men.

    CockyTailgater

  • CockyTailgater said...

    I don't think the beautiful women of SC are too worried about a bunch of pillow biters coming to town trying to steal their men.

    My wife is from SC...perhaps a little fear may be merited.

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    Agheart ●

  • For the life of me,I don't understand how the 5th best fball in Texas can talk smack to anyone,you should be dancing in the streets that we let your sorry ass program in the SEC.I guess there is always room for a middle of the road program.Y'all need to learn your role and be happy that you got in the best conference in the world.Last 6 years,Florida,S.C.,LSU,and Bama have won MULTIPLE national championships in fball and baseball.That's what we call domination.Y'all need to keep your mouth shut until you earn your keep.

    beltoncock

  • beltoncock said...

    For the life of me,I don't understand how the 5th best fball in Texas can talk smack to anyone,you should be dancing in the streets that we let your sorry ass program in the SEC.I guess there is always room for a middle of the road program.Y'all need to learn your role and be happy that you got in the best conference in the world.Last 6 years,Florida,S.C.,LSU,and Bama have won MULTIPLE national championships in fball and baseball.That's what we call domination.Y'all need to keep your mouth shut until you earn your keep.

    You have nine posts. Go post more on your boards. Good ole' mouth hugger.

    ...who the heck seriously knows except God, and Sumlin. ~ Aggiemom6

    dmo2310

  • beltoncock said...

    For the life of me,I don't understand how the 5th best fball in Texas can talk smack to anyone,you should be dancing in the streets that we let your sorry ass program in the SEC.I guess there is always room for a middle of the road program.Y'all need to learn your role and be happy that you got in the best conference in the world.Last 6 years,Florida,S.C.,LSU,and Bama have won MULTIPLE national championships in fball and baseball.That's what we call domination.Y'all need to keep your mouth shut until you earn your keep.

    surprised you were able to get away from the dick long enough to make a post like this. what were you guys before Spurrier got there? jack shit thats what. you queers are worse then tech.

    This post was edited by TAMUwake on 6/30/2012 at 7:19 PM

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  • Beltoncock,

    I'd like to start off with a compliment. I applaud you not just laying down and taking it like your fellow gamecocks.

    I'd also like to discuss a little math. You called us the 5th best team in Texas (I might remind you that the "5th best team in Texas" just stole your athletic director). I'm trying to figure out which four you have ahead of us. I can understand one or two. Maybe even three if you don't watch football enough to really follow standings/results/graduating players. I think you must be counting somebody twice. We beat Baylor 55-28. We beat SMU. We beat Tech for the 3rd year in a row. So I imagine you counted Texas. They did best us last year. I can't imagine a proud SEC member respecting TCU's accomplishments, but if you are trying to pad your argument, great. I really think you counted them each twice. Or you don't care enough about the Big XII to follow it, in which case, I really couldn't blame you.

    Keep the baseball shit-talking coming. I'll try and find somebody who gives a shit about college baseball enough for you to go back and forth with. Do we consider winning 2 and 3rd tier championships "earning your keep?" If so, awesome job on the baseball thing. We're pretty good at some sports that aren't even televised until the championship game, too.

    I'll try to keep in mind that we should feel lucky that mighty South Carolina let us in while I read about how we just doubled your AD's salary. We are truly blessed. Thanks again for the invite.

    You mentioned learning our role. Will our role going forward continue to be being a bigger athletics program than you guys? Let me know. I love to learn.

    I really like Steve Spurrier, by the way. I think we could've hired him away, too, but our money guys went full retard after the Franchoine buyout. Looks like we've gotten that straightened out now. I would've wanted him again when we hired Sumlin, but he's too old. Probably going to retire soon. 2 good years left in him max.

    rpike ●

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