Junction

So graceful

I really love this shit. In the past, I'd look for snuggles/playmaker/el thrill posts to make me laugh about/rally behind shitty players we had on the roster. It was always fun to focus on some really overclassed player that for some reason our staff had thrown a bone to and put on scholly. Now, the el thrill posts focus on dudes that were badass 4 star recruits in high school. I LOVE THIS.

Pope Easy the first.

EPMD- Ed Pope Murderin' Defenses

I vote for. The Bishop. Or Saint Edward

Closer, but that's a little long for a true nickname. You're not going to say "nice catch Kiss the Ring!"

I don't have a perfect suggestion here, but I think we can all do better on this front.

Carthage I (the first)
Slender the first
The Holy Rail

I'm not sure why, but "Thin Mint" keeps popping into my head even though Pope has no known connection to mints.

Spitballing here

Wow. I think "Thin Mint" might be the winner. It really personifies him and rolls off the tongue.

He shall be referred to as His Holiness.

The Pope of Dope
The Cardinal of Carthage
Chicken Legs
Mr. Ed
Spaghetti Eddie
Saint Skinny
The Bony Bishop
Father Frail

Love Spaghetti Eddie

Hahahahhaha