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If I Kicked Chip Kelly In The Balls...

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16 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

How much time would I have to spend in prison?
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16 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

None. Chip Pugsly doesn't have balls. He is an eunuch.
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16 months ago

Long enough for you to have a good old time.
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16 months ago

Damnit ChemAg. Is there one recruiting website that you aren't on?
I was hoping this was it.
My search continues.
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16 months ago

Chemical Ag247 said...
How much time would I have to spend in prison?

HAHAHAHA
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16 months ago

We can raise enough money to bail you out
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16 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I'm doing a cost/benefit analysIs and the I am leaning towards applying about 1000 Newtons of force via my knee to his scrotum. Hopefully he will be sterilized and prevent further contamination.
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16 months ago

Chemical Ag247 said...
How much time would I have to spend in prison?

Though I'm not surprised that you are obsessed with another man's balls, you're asking the wrong question. The correct question is, "how much time would you spend in the hospital with your broken foot?"
I'm guessing you be out in a day or two.
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Canaduck said...
Though I'm not surprised that you are obsessed with another man's balls, you're asking the wrong question. The correct question is, "how much time would you spend in the hospital with your broken foot?"
I'm guessing you be out in a day or two.

Um... You are the one with a picture of another mans balls.
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16 months ago

Good point.
However, it is merely an illustration. I thought I would bring some levity to the deep intellectual quandry that was posed so insightfully, which seemed to stump poor Tell me something Good.
Good luck to you boys.
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16 months ago

Are you going to kick him in Oregon or is he flying in for this? Could make a difference? Sandman23 is our resident legal expert though, so of course my answers are unofficial.
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16 months ago

Would you tell him that you were planning to kick him in the nuts (assault)?
What is your state of mind when you kicked him? If insanity, you could go nearly free.
He could also sue you though..
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16 months ago

it'd have been nice if he'd have taken the bucs job
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16 months ago

Canaduck said...
The correct question is, "how much time would you spend in the hospital with your broken foot?"
I'm guessing you be out in a day or two.

haha what's the story behind that picture? They didn't put Chip Kelly in that episode did they?
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16 months ago

TAMUwake said...
haha what's the story behind that picture? They didn't put Chip Kelly in that episode did they?

He's known by the students as "big balls chip". You hear this chant along with the hand gestures from the student section on every 4th down. Hence the broken leg comment.

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ESPN Gameday U of Oregon "Big Balls Chip" ...

In case you weren't sure what the Duck fans were chanting at Gameday today...it was "BIG BALLS CHIP!". Great energy. Nice SIGNS and O my is that a SAY O shirt I see. That's a good look! =)
http://www.youtube.com/v/plcwXfntwrg
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15 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Careful. If you have a good leg. You may end up leaving as a recruit for our field goals. Then we would never hear the end of it. LOL
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15 months ago

Haha. That picture is badass. Oregon should incorporate that on one of their future uniform iterations. Maybe similar to the leprechaun for the "Fighting Irish"?

This post was edited by Chad W on 2/1/2012 at 2:26 AM
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If I Kicked Chip Kelly In The Balls...

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ESPN Gameday U of Oregon "Big Balls Chip" ...

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