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You have no favorite boards.
I try to try Peppa.
Here is what you do Funky. You buy 2 or 3 sixers. Not sure what your limit is. You take one inside give the wife a hug and tell her that you love her parents and can't wait to see them.
At about 3:00 or 4:00 you decide to pull some weeds to make the yard look "fresher" for the in laws. At 3:01 you head to your truck and pop a top. Put the empty back in to the pack and start on number two when you feel like it. You control your own destiny and pace. At about 5:00 you feel its time to take a shower and get ready for the game. The wifey is so impressed with your actions that you grab a beer and she doesn't care. Now, you hide the beer breathe of the other 6-8 that you already had. You now can hopefully maintain some sanity and your buzz during the game. If not, you have 4-6 more beers waiting in the truck and at this time it doesn't matter if they are cold or not.
I've put a lot of thought into this Funky. Please take the time to read and re-read my words of wisdom. I can walk you through all of this and script you out a timeline. We are all here with you, and we have faith in you. It is a risk, but a risk that is full of great benefits for you. I promise that if you do this that Beyonce's halftime show will be that much more enjoyable. Yes, "All the single ladies...."
...who the heck seriously knows except God, and Sumlin. ~ Aggiemom6
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